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mercoledì, gennaio 26, 2005

:: you know you're a computer geek when... :: (or rather I am the geek here)

you know you're a computer geek and hopeless-net-addict when...
1. when your room's in a mess, you feel that itch to press 'Ctrl+F' in order to find the stuff you want*
2. when you have nothing to do, you just wanna switch on your comp.
3. instead of SOS, you would signal a 'F1'
4. when you use your keyboard more than your mouse/pointer
5. when others say mouse: you think of computer, instead of cheese
6. you use the icq/msn/irc to communicate with pple who are within hearing range of yourself eg. in the next table/room/computer terminal
7. all your notes/stick-ons and other paraphernalia are typed-written instead of hand-written
8. you actually LAUGH at your computer or worse laugh WITH the computer
9. you want to hug your notebook when you sleep
10. when you use 'Ctrl+O, Ctrl+P, Ctrl+D, Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V' instead of the mouse**
11. when you KNOW that 'Alt f, Alt e, Alt v, Alt i, Alt o, Alt t and Alt a' is the equivalent of clicking 'file, edit, view, insert, format, tools, and table'
12. you can navigate around IE with your eyes closed...
13. you can play and get 'high score' just using the pointer type of mouse (not the actual mouse)
14. when u blog your msn/icq conversations
15. you've received your PR/citizenship status aka netizen status
16. you're blogging this at 1.43am when you have got far better things to do like SLEEP

*for those who dunno what Ctrl+F is for, you're a looong way from being a competent user of your computer
**that explains why i'm fast! heh

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