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giovedì, febbraio 17, 2005

:: constantine - film review ::

great hopes shattered...

picture this:
1. as a mexicano holding an artifact (dagger-looking, didn't look like spear to me) walks through a brown field with sheep grazing, each sheep totters and then keels over sideways. dead. now how corny is that? i think what they had in elektra was far far better... at least it was more beautiful and looked more deadly in a beautiful way. haha...

baaaaah.

totter totter... oooh... go left, go right, oh manz, i'm dead. baaaaah.

2. picture lucifer sticking his arms into constantine's chest.. and... euw, taking out all the tar in his lungs for him??? omg. how cheesy is that?!?! on the other hand, maybe med oncology has some use for this special technique! ha...

there sure was lots of ciggies used in this movie, constantine smoked NON-STOP! i mean it. it gets really irritating. then they have got this scene with a tag saying: 'surgeon says smoking kills... emphysema, lung cancer...' very um... singapore government, reminds me of jack neo's productions. i tot it's us copying hollywood and not the other way?

3. now picture constantine caught between heaven and earth... um... as he is ascending to this beautiful kingdom above, he turns slightly and um... shows his third finger, thus ruining this wonderful, pictoric moment... baaaah.

bah bah black sheep.

sorry... the sheep's got over me today.

anyway, it was a weird show. the only thing interesting is gabrielle... hmmm and i thought those extra chapters in the 'bible' were interesting too... maybe can do some research in this area. i've always been interested in religion, mainly the historical parts of it. heh. call it a quest for knowledge, cuz i don't believe in 'the faith' though.

btw the female actress was lousy! she just altered between looking snobbish and spooked. eh, so boring!

Dopey @ 11:39 PM | 0 comments

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