sabato, luglio 23, 2005
:: laughing at myself ::poking fun at others is cruel but laughing at ourselves is something quite therapeutic. take a humorous stand on life and you'll be far happier....
In primary school...
all the itsy bitsy kids running around during PE... and i was one of them... we were supposed to do place our hands on the long benches and jump fr one side of the bench to the other... i took a huge jump and... um... my shoe (looks like xinying's shoes) flew out and hit the student jumping on the other bench on the head...
remember all those crushes and puppy loves we were SUPPOSED to have? i thought there was something wrong with me cuz i DID NOT have any crush apart from being obsessed over the author of the textbooks. heh. so i tried soooo hard to have a crush cos it was fashionable u know. so there was this guy (WW) who had this scary humongous stalker-like crush on me (praise the lord we got streamed to different classes!) who kept pestering me... so i tot i should say something: 'no, i don't like you because i like XYZ'. there was a huge silence and i found XYZ standing within hearing distance! *blush* and i think XYZ got a nose bleed courtesy of WW towards end of recess that day. *double blush* and i still haven't apologised after so many years.
In secondary school:
Sec one Chinese New Year Eve, we could wear home clothes... so i was wearing this very VERY flare skirt.... and i was getting my books from the cupboards and the wind was blowing.... *marilyn monroe impersonation* (and thank goodness i was in scGIRLS'school and we barely had any male teachers. (donato ferrars doesn't count)
the wonderful split! after being super not-flexible for years, i did a marvellous split on the running track after slipping on the grass! wow! i kind of rem a few classmates gathered round, not knowing to wow at the fantastic display of agility (from a non-ballerina) or to laugh at my predicament.
the 'pig' once threw the *pause, embarrassing realisation*... baton (is tt wat u call the stick for conducting?) at me and said 'you xiao char boh' why crescendo so fast and so loudly' during band practice. i'm glad percussion was far far back in the bandroom with the result that some euphonium player got hit instead. hah! *what lousy aim*
In JC...
one other super duper embarrassing and cruel incident happened but hmm it hurt too much for me to begin to laugh at it. *sob sob*
before harmonica performance, while we were all in the dressing room, my senior ting ting suddenly said: hey... i can see yr bra design... eh you like to wear this type of bra ah? .... and went on about size and cup and god-knows-what other details that i'd rather keep private.... and worse, zhanrui was just next to us! omg!!! SOOOOO EMBARRASSING!!!! i think both of us blushed till we look like someone with hot flushes due to menopause! and ting ting would NOT get the hint to STOP her really awkward questions. faint.
In medicine...
oh over in medicine, i must have morphed into some sort of magnet for embarrassing incidents and funny happenings. just two recent ones though...
Wenky and i were walking by the short cut fr the sc canteen to the library area and laughing about something... laugh laugh laugh... and he turns around and finds me still laughing but on the ground... i had stubbed my toe and tripped over the stone steps.
in the OT, laugh laugh talk talk... he turns and finds me on the floor again... damnit why am i so shuey... he walked over the SAME patch of floor and did not slip whereas i slipped and ended up in a sitting position with knees twisted anyhows... why why whyyyyyy?!?!?! so not fair!
In the future...
more embarrassing incidents are bound to come about... but i shall just try my best to laugh my way thru... ;)
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1 Comments:
Heyz...how come you primary school got no crush one? I'm in a girls' school and I already have a crush on a guy from the neighbouring school when I was in Pri 4! :P
Ey..wait a min...just realise my first crush is from my kindergarden.
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