:: BïtS 'N' PiëCÉS ::

martedì, agosto 23, 2005

:: my family is crazy! ::

EVERYONE in my family except yours truly became VERY hiao today. now i have a constant stream of pple walking in and out of my room to use my mirror (being that i am the only one with a full-length mirror and a light supply that is actually bright enough to show up the subtle bulges and blemishes in the mirror.

pa: eh, quick see me, quick leh... how do i look?
me: blah blah blah blah... internal rotation, screwing in progress... pls don't wear checks la... so ugly...
pa: but i like...
me: what else can i say...
pa: ok, i want to change my wardrobe! we'll go this saturday! springfield i'm coming!

me: (hydatidiform moles are gross)
ma: aiyo i haven't worn that brown sleeveless thing since chinese new year...
me: why never wear? nice wat. (blast the trophoblasts... so confusing...)
ma: but the sleeves like so incut, feels a bit too bao4 ru4.
me: it's not ru4du4 or ru4bei4 zhuang la... it's only ru4bi4 can wear one, wear to go shopping...
ma: shopping can meh?
me: dress up, not down! always better to dress up! (transvaginal scanning + plasma/urine hCG)

bro: zae (sis), that day the champagne tie... no one else wear...
me: they got no good taste like me mah... (and like the professional tie matcher-auntie at taka)
bro: u sure or not, but it's pink leh! pink!
me: it's champagne rose... be more classy la... plus pink ok wat, i have a friend who was hankering after this shirt, and it's pinker than yr tie...
bro: issit?
me: ya lah, pink is in lah, and you don't look gay so dun worry.
bro: (looks a bit sceptical)
me: (feels super under appreciated)

i guess this saturday my family will have a shopping expedition after art class... lolz... yay yay yay, i must let my mum buy me some clothes. keke...

here i am, reading about the 7 stages of labour and using this donut shaped cushion to simulate a pelvis... with my trusty little never-leave-my-side pillow as the foetus. resigned to the endless stream of wannabe models parading through my room door... i shall make each one listen to my explanation of the various causes of bleeding during early pregnancy... before they can ask me for my opinion about their clothes.

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