domenica, settembre 25, 2005
:: i wanna be a guy ::CORRECTION: sometimes i wanna be a guy... cuz then... i can...
1. swear all i want and no one will say that i have a dirty mouth
2. punch my other guy friends and ppl won't say i'm rough (they'll then admire my biceps :D)
3. go zui the gal i like... being a gal, i cannot go zui the guy i like too obviously or pple will say i'm BHB or worse, a desperate man-eater
4. join NS and fight for the country (yeaaa rite!)
5. understand why some guys don't bathe in the mornings... euw
6. shop amongst several pairs of shoes / racks of underwear / shirts / trousers... for hours but end up having something similar to all the rest of my clothes (where is the diversity in guys' clothes...)
7. perhaps i'll come up with a new line for guys' underwear. currently, i think those available in the market are soooo well... um... practical
8. must come up with something equivalent to heels for women ie. it must be sexy, dangerous yet unhealthy to some body part... hmmm... ah... i think i know what liao, but as a girl i cannot write it here! acks
9. PR all the cheekopeks who come into the clinic hoping to see a female doc in there (cheap thrill for them)
10. inspect all the gigantic hernias on young NS men who are apparently shy (ya like real) to let a female medical student see their pathetic and often very ugly groin area... (sigh, to all those idiots who ask me if i ever feel embarrassed looking at the male penis.... u ask yrself: if u see a loaf of bread every other day, would you feel like you still want to eat bread?)
11. wake up, run my fingers through my hair and set out for school rightaway!
12. mess up my room and not have my mum nag: you're a gal leh, how can you be so messy? next time how are you going to keep house?
13. mess up my room, and have my gf pack it up for me instead (nice... )
14. be the one proposing! (i think it's cooler to propose than be proposed to... cuz u get to pick the ring and everything... and plan special surprises of sorts... but er... if u ask me, as a gal to propose to a guy... well that guy gotta be damn special for me to do that!)
15. be a male chauvinist pig (i always wonder how it is like to be one of them MCPs)
16. blame it on the angmohs and SPGs if i don't get a gf. hia hia hia...
17. get into fights with people!
18. stop having pple asking me why i don't feel faint when i see blood... why i like to read such horrible books (on serial killers, horror, macabre and forensics...) and why i enjoy assisting in operations, the more gory the better...
19. learn how to gossip so much and yet appear like i don't gossip at all
20. solve problems with fellow frds much easier... the thing abt most guys is that they don't seem to carry grudges tt often. just a flare and an apology and it's all history! i like that!
oh, but i'll miss the make up.
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